What are 10 things guys wish girls knew?

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1.0 Dont Make Up to Muc.If I’d be your boyfriend, I’d want to touch your face. I’d want to kiss your cheeks. I don’t want you nor me to constantly worry about smudging it. And I don’t want to have your glittery highlighter on my lips. That’s disgusting. Most guys I talked to hate make up, too. So I’m not the only one.

2.0 What’s the matter with farting?? We all know that girls are horrified to fart. I personally don’t give a single damn. I’m not disgusted, I’m not less attracted to you and I couldn’t care less. I’m well aware of you not being a never farting superhuman. Girls worry way too much about it in my opinion.

3.0 Mood swings, we have them too.Women do not have monopoly over mood swings. We have them too. Somehow when a woman acts out, it is justified- “hormones” and “that time of the month”. Men have a tough time explaining and most men don’t even try. Because its futile. Men cannot go to someone and rationalize saying, “it’s that time of the month” and be the butt of a joke for the rest of their lives. So ladies, cut your men some slack, we suffer too, may be not that often, but we do.

4.0 We have been bombarded with messages pretty much all our lives that tell us we are expendable. We’re the ones that get drafted. We’re the ones that get to sink with the ship. Around 90% of the homeless are male, and around 100% of the abuse shelters are for women. Believe me when I say a little appreciation goes a long way.

5.0 You look bomb in one piece. We wish we could see you in that all the time. We know it’s uncomfortable but still.

6.0 The day we stop looking is the day we die.When an attractive (read any) girl walks by, we look. Most of the times it happens subconsciously and there is nothing more to it. It is not because we love our women any less or are we attracted towards the other girl. Its just the way we are. It applies to all age groups, from 5 to 90. Curiously this trait in men vanish temporarily in two situations.

a. During the initial days of falling in love when everywhere you turn you just see her.

b. When we are extremely sad and depressed about something.

Most likely, it would come back to us in about ten days or so regardless of how much you are in love or how sad you still are. Don’t make a fuss about this, please.Even Obama could not hold it back and we know how he is with Michelle.

7.0 This is an extremely touchy subject. I have friends come and complain about their wives getting jealous about their female best friends. Dear girls, in all probability, he does not consider his best friend female at all and does not see her with “that” eye. So don’t fret, you are fine. Although, this rule has exceptions *wink wink*

8.0 I don’t care about your sexual past. However, if I get the impression you are trying to paint a false picture to me, then you’re fucking yourself over. Because a) I will lose my trust in you, and b) you have just given me permission to treat you alike. I.e., lie to you about important matters, and hide stuff from you.

9.0 What’s the matter with farting?? We all know that girls are horrified to fart. I personally don’t give a single damn. I’m not disgusted, I’m not less attracted to you and I couldn’t care less. I’m well aware of you not being a never farting superhuman. Girls worry way too much about it in my opinion.

10.0 We know when you say “Nothing”, it means there is a lot. But we are not mind reader to understand this week Nothing was because i didn’t ask you for the movie while last week Nothing was because i missed to wish you good morning.

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